The Magical Power of Cellophane

I have become aware of a phenomenon that has been a part of my life for a very long time. Only recently have I been able to decipher the true power behind this.

I have long known that there is some sensory perception that different beings on this earth have that others may not have. Some would call this a "sixth sense". Others might define this as having "divine sight". But, I have found a potential solution to these theories.

The beings that I believe have the most sensitive perception of this power are canines. Dogs. Mutts. Any part of the species. I cannot say the same for cats, as I don't know too many cats, and the ones I do know seems really pretentious to me.

Since we now know the receptors of these signals are dogs, I can now divulge the source of the signal transmission that transcends modern logic. Cellophane.

Cellophane was invented in the 1900's by Swiss chemist Jacques E. Brandenberger while employed by Blanchisserie et Teinturerie de Thaon. There must have been some madness to the inspiration of his invention.

The magic power of the Cellophane is released when it breaks the bonds of connection with a semi-soft surface. The "energy" that comes from this strange magnetic/magical bonding is the source of my discovery. The product line that is now commercially available that I have been utilizing for this experiment is marketed under the name of "Veggie Slices". I have been using this product since I started on Weight Watchers several weeks ago.

When I pull back on the Cellophane of the "Veggie Slice" the "energy", or whatever magical source of power it really is, is released. This power emminates through the volume of my house. The canine receptors receive this energy and are summoned to the source. Within mere seconds of my pulling back the Cellophane there are three dogs immediately located at my feet. They look up at me, eyes very alert and open, and stare at me in wonder, as if I were the commander of some magical realm that they could only dream of.

I do not have a plan to harness this power. At this point in my scientific discovery I cannot determine if the world is ready for this news. If this type of power and control were to fall into the wrong hands, I dare say this could lead to the development of a weapon that would render our sourcest canine warning systems useless.

For now I will continue to experiment with this power. For those of you that read this posting, if there is ever any evidence that I have been taken against my will, please keep this information to yourselves as I do not with any ill will on my good friends.

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