What a relaxing and rejuvenating morning.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Sunday Morning Coming Down
Saturday, August 8, 2009
... listening for Zebras
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Blog Block
Since the trip to Alaska I have been very busy at work. Too busy. I hear tell of an economy that is not doing well and industries that are struggling. Apparently I am in an industry that is not having those problems.
This is the first weekend that I have been able to breathe and not worry about all I am responsible for at work. We mowed the lawn Friday afternoon. I played some cards on Friday night. Went out to breakfast with my family, and ran a few errands. Did some house cleaning.
I guess I am at a melancholy point in the year. Our vacation time has already passed, so I don't have that to look forward to. The summer here in Fort Worth is fairly hot, so being outside isn't particularly enjoyable. I didn't get as much motorcycle riding in this spring as I would have liked, and now it is fairly hot for that also. NFL Football season is coming up, but nothing along those line to watch right now.
I hope to write of merrier times, of reasonable work schedules, of comfortable days and of plans for good times ahead.
Please stay tuned.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
First Ride of the Season
Friday, February 27, 2009
The Cigar and the License Plates
Saturday, February 7, 2009
The Magical Power of Cellophane
I have long known that there is some sensory perception that different beings on this earth have that others may not have. Some would call this a "sixth sense". Others might define this as having "divine sight". But, I have found a potential solution to these theories.
The beings that I believe have the most sensitive perception of this power are canines. Dogs. Mutts. Any part of the species. I cannot say the same for cats, as I don't know too many cats, and the ones I do know seems really pretentious to me.
Since we now know the receptors of these signals are dogs, I can now divulge the source of the signal transmission that transcends modern logic. Cellophane.
Cellophane was invented in the 1900's by Swiss chemist Jacques E. Brandenberger while employed by Blanchisserie et Teinturerie de Thaon. There must have been some madness to the inspiration of his invention.
The magic power of the Cellophane is released when it breaks the bonds of connection with a semi-soft surface. The "energy" that comes from this strange magnetic/magical bonding is the source of my discovery. The product line that is now commercially available that I have been utilizing for this experiment is marketed under the name of "Veggie Slices". I have been using this product since I started on Weight Watchers several weeks ago.
When I pull back on the Cellophane of the "Veggie Slice" the "energy", or whatever magical source of power it really is, is released. This power emminates through the volume of my house. The canine receptors receive this energy and are summoned to the source. Within mere seconds of my pulling back the Cellophane there are three dogs immediately located at my feet. They look up at me, eyes very alert and open, and stare at me in wonder, as if I were the commander of some magical realm that they could only dream of.
I do not have a plan to harness this power. At this point in my scientific discovery I cannot determine if the world is ready for this news. If this type of power and control were to fall into the wrong hands, I dare say this could lead to the development of a weapon that would render our sourcest canine warning systems useless.
For now I will continue to experiment with this power. For those of you that read this posting, if there is ever any evidence that I have been taken against my will, please keep this information to yourselves as I do not with any ill will on my good friends.
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Monday, January 26, 2009
Week 3 of the Infiltration
The large group of ladies (not group of large ladies!) is seeming to tolerate my infiltration. They do notice me sitting off to the side, eating my sandwich and drinking coffee from a Styrofoam cup. I was wearing a tie today, so they might have even thought I was "The Man".
I got a gold star for making my first 5 pound weight goal. There were only two of us in this meeting that got stars. When the stars were passed out, I saw some flashes of jealousy in people's eyes. They say that it is easier for men to lose weight when first starting out. I guess I'll also hit that plateau sometime in the coming weeks. I do feel better even after just losing this much. Haven't started walking for exercise yet. I don't want to get all healthy too quickly!
After I left the meeting I felt like there was a hushed buzzing back in the meeting room. Are they planning some type of a coup? Will they spike my coffee with pure cane sugar while I am weighing in? Why are there chocolate chips in my sandwich? How did all this loose change make it's way into my pockets?
As my mission continues I will keep you all posted. Carb Master Delta - Out!!!
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009
The Eagle and The Chicken
of a barnyard hen. The eagle hatched and grew up with the rest
of a brood of chicks and though he didn't look at all the same.
He scratched the earth for worms and bugs and played the chicken's games.
The eagle clucked and cackled, he made a chicken's sound;
He thrashed his wings, but only flew some two feet off the ground.
That's high as chickens fly, the eagle had been told.
The years passed and one day when the eagle was quite old.
He saw something magnificent flying very high
And making great majestic circles up there in the sky.
He'd never seen the likes of it. "What's that?" he asked in awe,
While he watched in wonder at the grace and power he saw.
"Why that's an eagle," someone said, "He belongs up there, it's clear.
Just as we, since we are chickens, belong earthbound down here."
The old eagle just accepted that, most everybody does.
And he lived and died a chicken, for that's what he thought he was.
Never believe that you have limitations.
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the striped patio
Our oldest son had his first two wheeled bicycle. Since we didn't trust the street traffic in front of the house we had figured a way for our oldest to ride his bike on a small loop in the back yard. The route went longways across the patio, around the metal shed, through the two cherry trees, and back around to the patio to start again. There was a small rut worn in the lawn after a few weeks of riding, but we were happy with the kids being outside.
During this time, as with all the rest of our married life, we had at least one dog.
The challenge of the backyard riding loop had some conflict with the lawn area where the dog(s) would relieve themselves of their previously digested food. Piles of this scattered the yard.
Although I tried to keep the yard clean, there were instances when bicycle tire met with pile, and the brown mess became strewn all about. Filled tire tread became a rotating applicator on the surface of the concrete. There was an array of light brown striping all across the patio.
Determined to keep this situation from happening, I became the daily cleaner of the yard, as well as the bike tires and the patio surface. I scrubbed that patio with soapy water and a push broom. I felt that for the happiness of our boys, and the cleanliness of our yard and house, I had succeeded in this master plan.
As the days went on I realized that these stripes were reappearing on the patio, and at an alarming rate! I went back out, scrubbed the patio again, and cleaned all the dog residue from the yard. We are good to go once again.
A few days later I noticed the brown stripes happening again. Confused as to how this was happening I decided to view the process of the boy's actions, instead of trying to figure out how it was happening from the final result. I waited for our boy to go outside and ride his bike, and watched from behind the curtain at the patio door.
What I saw I could not have deduced as any part of my curious puzzle. There was the boy, making his laps through the yard, leaning over the handlebars with a keen eye on the front tire of the bicycle. With the tactile concentration of a Kamikaze diving his Zero towards a prime military target at full speed, he was deliberately hitting every single dog pile in sight.
Ever since then I have learned to never assume that any puzzle or problem has any elements that think or perform in a logical manner. In life, always factor in for the illogical. And, while you are at it, you should always factor in for dealing with lots of dog piles.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
What is it worth to you?
I was taken back recently by a news article I read. A German named Adolf Merckle had started in business in 1967 when he took over his family business, which employed about 80 people. Since then the business had grown, and done very well. With his leadership the company is now a conglomerate of 120 separate companies that at present employ around 100,000 people and have revenues of 30 billion euros. In 2007 he is listed in the top 50 richest people on the Forbes list.
Adolf's companies have fallen on hard times recently, as many companies have. He asked for help from several banks to obtain loans to help keep these companies viable. He did not find any banks that were willing to help him.
With his identity being solely focused on building his companies, he did not think there was anything else more important in life.
I wonder if this was still in his thoughts when he left his home on Monday night and intentionally walked in front of a speeding train?
What he thought defined him as a person were the companies he ran. Did he have any hobbies? Did he have a favorite movie? Did he do anything for himself?
I feel that we need to have a balance in our lives. We cannot focus on one thing and expect that to define who we are as a person.
We can have a job, or a career, but it should be something that we enjoy doing. If you enjoy what you do, it doesn't seem as much like "work". I was once told that the secret of succeeding in business is "Find something that you would enjoy doing any other day of the year, and then get someone to pay you to do that".
We can build our lives around appearances, but when it comes down to it the only other people that focus on our appearances are other people that obsess about their appearances. Those who focuses on appearances always believe that they aren't as good looking as everyone else.
We can buy "things", and try to have "more" and "better" than other people. In the end, when you are gone, all you have done is given your loved ones "chores" to deal with what you left.
The bottom line is that we need a balance of things in our life. Family, friends, pets, movies, food, games, camping, sunlight, beaches. No one thing is meant to define who we think we are.
So I now turn that question back to you .... what do you find that's "of worth"?
Monday, January 5, 2009
WW and the 11th floor invasion
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Coffee and Decorations
We prepare our minds to go back to work after the holidays. The presents are all put away, the newness somewhat worn off. We will have the pictures saved on our cameras and computers, but will only see them as they rotate through on our screen savers.
What we do have now is the blessings of our friends and family, the security of employment, the ability to sustain ourselves, and the memories of the less busy times that we have just shared.
May you all have a full and rewarding new year.